He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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