i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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