wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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