Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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