Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
She needs sedatives and a leash
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
