Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
