So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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