are you still at the devil's house?
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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