Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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