I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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