And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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