I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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