I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Randomize
