she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
You can't just leave with hair like that
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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