Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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