I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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