we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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