White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
she looked like the before picture.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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