do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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