i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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