So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
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