Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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