Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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