That's intense
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Randomize
