Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Randomize
