Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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