Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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