that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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