I want to walk on stilts...naked
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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