My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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