considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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