It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
You ate ashes out of my bong
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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