fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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