I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
it's like iHOP with fire
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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