on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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