I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
the raccoons are back...
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