That's intense
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
