I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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