I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
