your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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