Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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