Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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