I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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