he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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