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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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