IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
it's like heaven, but drunker
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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