You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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