No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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