What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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