Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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